Any time someone is elected we don't agree with, let's run up a bunch of phoney charges against them we can't prove! We can spread a ton of fake rumors and "news" stories about them, while overreacting to every little flaw! And then, try to impeach them with no evidence they violated any laws. It's not like America actually elects their leaders, or anything.
While we're at it, why don't we send our kids to unionized, tax-payer funded public schools, where all they really learn is indoctrination, and useless, skewed "facts"? If we're really lucky, we can spend fortune to send them to a university or college, where they learn we're evil morons, they're always right, and the world will give them a "safe space" to cry, when someone has a different opinion from theirs. The really lucky ones will graduate with a Liberal Arts degree (or the slightly more useful... underwater basket weaving degree), tens of thousands in debt they can never repay, and a screwed up way of viewing the world around them, as they're overpaying for nasty lattes at the mega franchise shop on every corner (you know the one).
Just for laughs, how about we "help" the poor and minorities by pushing the narrative that they're victims, that they can't do any better in life, and it's rich white people's fault? We'll earn their votes by handing out entitlements (food stamps, cell phones, health insurance... ect.), and discouraging hard work, self reliance, traditional families, and human dignity. We'll elevate and celebrate violent gang members, drug dealers and other criminals, while tearing down the police. Then, we can stir the pots of racism and class warfare, all the while, still claiming to be the victims.
Let's express fake moral outrage over climate change, how animals are treated, and human rights violations, while ignoring any true violations. We'll hire spoiled celebrities and former Vice Presidents to fly all over the world in polluting private jets, just to tell you SUVs are bad for the environment. Or, have multi-million dollar sports figures stage phoney protests over how "mistreated" they are, during our National Anthem, while no one says a word over Christians being beheaded for their beliefs overseas. We can even get some of our leaders to fake outrage over enforcing our immigration laws and protecting our borders, in a time when illegal aliens (yes, I used the term. No, I'm not sorry.) are killing citizens and taking jobs, and terrorist attacks are on the rise.
And, if you think any of this is insane (or just incredibly stupid), you're a hateful, homophobic, anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant, sexist, racist pig. Your opinion doesn't matter, because we'll just shout over it, protest against your right to speak, riot, threaten violence, mock you openly, then retire to our "safe space" and plug our ears with our fingers. And, if you're against anything I've said here, while running for office, we'll find the worst "above the law" criminal scum we can find to run against you. And, when our side doesn't win, we'll stamp our feet, hold our breath, and cry foul. We'll have our media stooges smear you, and expose your every flaw, while praising people who call for your death.
Then, we'll all sit back and wonder why the country is going to hell, and nothing makes any sense anymore.
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